Click HERE to listen to our fantasmagoric finale, episode five: "RISE OF HIGHLAND."

Parker becomes princess of the Hollow Earth, and by the "Power of the Great Hole," a sword (well, umbrella) is reforged. An ancient ritual on the Apple Shack helipad threatens to destroy MANkind. Taylor holds forth on Labyrinth. A statue is built to honor Parker. Parker sings Skeeter Davis' End of the World at her very last Liquor Land gig. Parker and Reese take a literal and metaphoric plunge.

B9: Mum's the word, but trust me, folks, you'll never forget it!